var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-716818-4"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Simply a home for all the randomness that I deem fully unworthy of sullying what I assume to be my professional home on the web. Also, a haven for webcockery.Tumblr (3.0; @ihorner)http://ihorner.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_54f7c1a32b"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=54f7c1a32b" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=54f7c1a32b" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_54f7c1a32b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/233583526/rap-translated-never-forget">theduty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rap Translated.</p> <p>…never forget.</p> </blockquote>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/234544814http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/234544814Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:18:59 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr3qejIZ131qz8yr3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/205979120/tofuttibreak-jesus-not-helping-via">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/205964162/jesus-not-helping-via-ahtbm">tofuttibreak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jesus: not helping.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/2009/10/it_squirts_the_lotion_on_the_b.html#more">ahtbm</a></p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>When you saw only one set of surgical assistants?<br/> It was then that I hung one-thousand ccs of Ringer’s Lactate<br/> — stat —<br/> for <i>you</i>…</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/206034716http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/206034716Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:49:24 -0600<p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/204206094/are-we-too-old-to-trick-or-treat-ask-metafilter">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a title="Are we too old to trick or treat? | Ask Metafilter" href="http://ask.metafilter.com/134344/Are-we-too-old-to-trick-or-treat#1919877"><b>Are we too old to trick or treat? | Ask Metafilter</b></a> [comment]</p> <p>Wonderful anecdote from MeFi:</p> <blockquote> <p>I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters— but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.</p> </blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://a.wholelottanothing.org/">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/204613303http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/204613303Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:24:46 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mIPEj3pX5ko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mIPEj3pX5ko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPEj3pX5ko">The Flaming Wall of Death</a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185542344http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185542344Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:28:49 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908051683/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908051683/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3441/3908051683_eff32bdcc0_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129072http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129072Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:56 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908830852/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908830852/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2500/3908830852_aec127aaf1_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129074http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129074Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:56 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908829768/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908829768/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/3908829768_a3766c1e18_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129076http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129076Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:56 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908829180/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908829180/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/3908829180_66ba11d5ff_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129077http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129077Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:56 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908050557/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908050557/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2549/3908050557_2bc2173043_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129075http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129075Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:56 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908052281/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908052281/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2500/3908052281_d274347374_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129070http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129070Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908832712/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908832712/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3908832712_bfdc6296fb_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129069http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129069Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908833978/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908833978/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/3908833978_d7eefc7a5e_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129064http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129064Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908056863/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908056863/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2655/3908056863_aa84a37762_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129057http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129057Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908053601/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908053601/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2466/3908053601_57958372ff_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129066http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129066Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908835958/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908835958/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2545/3908835958_6a7795e350_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129060http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129060Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908055441/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908055441/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/3908055441_89d5624100_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129061http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129061Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908054937/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908054937/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3908054937_5a49338abd_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129063http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129063Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:55 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908058881/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908058881/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/3908058881_434accbe86_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129050http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129050Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:54 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908837672/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908837672/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/3908837672_6e30187361_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129054http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129054Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:54 -0600<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908058349/">AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race</a>: <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/ihorner/">ihorner</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihorner/3908058349/" title="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3908058349_8a2e252b6b_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="AVFTRA Thorhild Sunflower Festival Race"/></a></p>http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129051http://ihorner.tumblr.com/post/185129051Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:34:54 -0600